Playboy founder 83 year-ancient Hugh Hefner recently announced that all three of his Girls Next Door: Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt will get their own individual spin-off shows as well as continuing to appear in The Girls Next Door. Hef also shot down rumors that Holly Madison is leaving him for Criss Angel. Are you kidding me? Why would one of the hottest girls on the planet ever leave an 83 year ancient man?